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16.06.2025 02:51
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
How can I remove decimals in math?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
Loons and Moons
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No, not a chance
If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Does Taylor Swift actually play the guitar, or is it a prop?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
No way
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Next, they tried...